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Howdy! |
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Welcome to Naffville, the spiritual home of Country Music and Laughter in cyberspace. |
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If you're a repeat visitor, what took you so long to come back? Where have you been? I've hardly slept a wink, worrying about you! To those who are here for the first time, I extend a million welcomes and, in good ol' country style, I think I love you already. I don't know where I'd be without y'all, my loyal fans - you're the best! I'd like to express my heartfelt gratitude to your Mom and Papa for bringing you into the world, and thanks be to God for granting you the good health and wisdom to visit my website. |
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If you're female, you're clearly the most gorgeous visitor I've ever had. Perhaps one day we can meet and I'll be proud to kneel in honor before you and tell you with all the sincerity in my heart that the beauty in your sparkling eyes is matched only by the radiance of the glittering stars dancing in the heavens above. Now, be a good lass and go and put the kettle on.... If you're male, "Howdy!" |
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Whoever you are, and wherever you are, please sign my Dreambook below. Welcome! |
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| The REAL Willie Evans! |
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A number of people have emailed me to say they've enjoyed my spoof album covers on the Welcome Page of the site, but want to know what I really look like! |
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Well, here I am, putting in a quick 40-minute workout on the rings before a gig! |
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...and Margaret's so pleased with the results of my visits to the gym, that she's decided to join me. |
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Doesn't she look, er, ... fantastic? |
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| HEAR WILLIE ON THE RADIO! |
| Click the Logo... |
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| Willie takes a look atthe wacky side of life... |
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| "It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it ! |
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| NEW - Los Angeles BABEMAGNET Update!!! |
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| Web(ma)ster's Dictionary Definition: |
| partypooper ~ n. someone who visits a website, likes what they see, and decides not to sign the Dreambook. |
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